How to: Deal with Lemons

Folks, Brethren, Sistren:

Hear me now.

Today we’re going to discuss what to do in the event that Life gives you Lemons. It’s simple, really. All you need to do is: take a bath. It’s that simple!

You might be wondering, Why would I do such a reasonable thing? Well, friends, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS.

1. Let’s face it: Life is going to give you Lemons at least once per month for the rest of your life. Might as well use them up.
2. Lemons are a natural astringent. You can get cleaner, faster, just by bathing in lemonade!
3. Not only will you get clean, SO WILL YOUR TUB. Win-win!
4. Lemons smell good. You want to smell good right? Then soak in lemon juice and you’ll never smell anything ever again!
5. Lemons are such good antibacterial, stain-fighting, cleaning GODS, that after your Lemon bath you can scrub the floor with your body! That’ll take care of that nasty back itch.

Exactly like soap. Exactly.

Convinced? Good. Here’s what to do to make sure that you’re bathing properly in pure homemade lemonade: Take 3 large Lemons and fill your tub with lukewarm water. Put the whole Lemons into the tub and soak for 45 minutes. You and your bathroom should now be clean.

Happy bathing everybody!

Love, Frog.

[WARNING: THE WOLF FARM CLUB IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY ATTEMPTS TO CLEAN WITH MANGOES]