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Scallywags UNITE!

The Wolf Farm Blog has been busy finding ways for you to keep on loving us in that tender way you do.

So we scoured the internet* in search of one true soul who would convince you that we are more than just a soft thump under your bed at night.

We found one. Putting my years of journalistic expertise to use, I used every trick that Barbara and Larry taught me and… Well, read for yourself:

WFB: Hi there, confidential. Feeling good?

UBC: WHOLEHEARTEDLY

WFB: Great! So, I’m going to assume you’ve been reading the blog for some time?

UBC: I AGREE

WFB: Mhm. Okay, okay. Personal question for you: often, people stop listening to what I say and nod off. Why do you think that is?

UBC: WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID

WFB: I see, yes. So one last question here, will you marry me?

UBC: I AGREE

Love always,

Engagement Frog

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